I've Got A Theory

Giles
I've got a theory
That it's a demon 
A dancing demon 
No, something isn't right there. 


Willow
I've got a theory 
Some kid is dreaming 
And we're all stuck inside 
His wacky Broadway nightmare 


Xander
I've got a theory we should work this out 

All
It's getting eerie 
What's this cheery
Singing all about? 


Xander
It could be witches 
Some evil witches,
Which is ridiculous 
'Cause witches,
They were persecuted 
Wicca good
And love the earth 
And women power,
And I’ll be over here 

Anya
I've got a theory 
It could be bunnies 

[crickets chirp]

Tara
I've got a-- 





Anya
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes 
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses 
And what's with all the carrots? 
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? 
Bunnies, bunnies 
It must be bunnies 
maybe midgets? 


Willow
I've got a theory,
We should work this fast 

Giles & Willow
Because it clearly
Could get serious 
Before it's passed 

Buffy
I've got a theory, 
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather
Apocalypse, we've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

All
What can't we do when we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

Buffy
Hey I've died twice!

All
What can't we face if we're together


Giles
What can't we face?

All
Whats in this place that we can't weather?
There's nothing we can`t face

Anya
Except for the bunnies...





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